It’s hard to believe, but the school year is nearly over. You and your class have worked hard to learn new things, overcome challenges, and celebrate successes. Now your time together is coming to an end, so why not send your students off on a high note? Share some laughs they’ll enjoy during the long break with this list of fabulously funny summer jokes for kids.
1. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
I’m bacon.
2. How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
![Summer Jokes 36 How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-36.gif)
It waves.
3. Why do fish swim in salt water?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-37.gif)
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
4. Where do sheep go on vacation?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Where do sheep go on vacation? To the Baa-hamas.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-2.gif)
To the Baa-hamas.
5. What do you call a snowman in July?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-38.gif)
A puddle.
6. Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest? Iced T.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-3.gif)
Iced T.
7. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-4.gif)
Swimming trunks.
8. What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-5.gif)
A postage stamp.
9. Do fish go on vacation?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Do fish go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-6.gif)
No, because they’re always in school.
10. Why do fish like to eat worms?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-7.gif)
Because they get hooked on them.
11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-8.gif)
Because they’re shellfish.
12. Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-9.gif)
To get to the other tide.
13. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-10.gif)
Hopsicles.
14. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling.-funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-11.gif)
They would get called for traveling.
15. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? Because they never do it on porpoise.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-12.gif)
Because they never do it on porpoise.
16. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-13.gif)
A mouse on vacation.
17. What’s black and white and red all over?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-14.gif)
A zebra with a sunburn.
18. What kind of music do killer whales like?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What kind of music do killer whales like? They listen to the orca-stra.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-15.gif)
They listen to the orca-stra.
19. Why are fish never good tennis players?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why are fish never good tennis players? Because they never get close to the net.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-16.gif)
Because they never get close to the net.
20. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why did the robot go on summer vacation? To recharge his batteries.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-17.gif)
To recharge his batteries.
21. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-18.gif)
A fsh.
22. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-19.gif)
Show me your mussels.
23. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-20.gif)
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.
24. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-21.gif)
It gets wet.
25. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-22.gif)
Where is pop corn?
26. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. - funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-23.gif)
A coconut on vacation.
27. What animal is always at a baseball game?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-24.gif)
A bat.
28. What kind of water cannot freeze?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-25.gif)
Hot water.
29. Where do sharks go on vacation?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-26.gif)
Finland.
30. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea. - funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-27.gif)
Long time, no sea.
31. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-28.gif)
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
32. Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert? Something fishy was going on.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-29.gif)
Something fishy was going on.
33. What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach? Peanut butter and jellyfish.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-30.gif)
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
34. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation? Lake Eerie.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-31.gif)
Lake Eerie.
35. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-32.gif)
He wanted to test the water.
36. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool? A watermelon. -funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-33.gif)
A watermelon.
37. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had a million degrees.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-34.gif)
He already had a million degrees.
38. What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August?
![38 Super Silly Summer Jokes for Kids What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August? A hot dog.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-35.gif)
A hot dog.
39. Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident?
![Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road. Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident?
It crashed on a rocky road.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-39.gif)
It crashed on a rocky road.
40. Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit?
![Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit? Apparently, it looks quite fetching. Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit?
Apparently, it looks quite fetching.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-40.gif)
Apparently, it looks quite fetching.
41. Why don’t seashells take baths?
![Why don’t seashells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach. Why don’t seashells take baths?
Because they wash up on the beach.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-41.gif)
Because they wash up on the beach.
42. What happens when ice cream gets angry?
![What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown. What happens when ice cream gets angry?
It has a meltdown.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-42.gif)
It has a meltdown.
43. Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?
![Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer? It wet its plants. Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?
It wet its plants.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-43.gif)
It wet its plants.
44. What do you call an anxious mosquito?
![What do you call an anxious mosquito? A jitterbug. What do you call an anxious mosquito?
A jitterbug.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-44.gif)
A jitterbug.
45. What did the tree say when summer finally arrived?
![What did the tree say when summer finally arrived? What a re-leaf. What did the tree say when summer finally arrived?
What a re-leaf.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-45.gif)
What a re-leaf.
46. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety?
![What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety?
A nervous wreck.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-46.gif)
A nervous wreck.
47. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
![What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open toad. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open toad.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-48.gif)
Open toad.
48. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
![Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-47.gif)
Because they peel.
49. When is a pool safe for diving?
![When is a pool safe for diving? It deep ends. When is a pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-49.gif)
It deep ends.
50. What happens to cows that get too much sun?
![What happens to cows that get too much sun? They turn into evaporated milk. What happens to cows that get too much sun?
They turn into evaporated milk.- funny summer jokes for kids](https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/Summer-Jokes-50.gif)
They turn into evaporated milk.